In a shocking turn of events that no one (and I mean absolutely no one) saw coming, a new trend is sweeping the sex work industry, and it’s leaving both professionals and clients in absolute chaos.
Brace yourselves: Men who used to be awkward, cringe-inducing clients—the ones that sex workers reluctantly tolerated as they ignored boundaries and sent way too many “U up?” texts—are now rebranding themselves as male escorts catering solely to straight women. Yes, you read that right. The same men who, just months ago, were sliding into DMs with unsolicited opinions on why “all sex workers are whores,” have now transformed into self-declared exclusive escorts for women.
In the spirit of being woke, inclusive, and way too forgiving, the sex work community has unknowingly birthed a monster: incel trolls turned providers—but not the good kind.
The Rise of the Male Escort Troll
Let’s set the scene. You’ve just wrapped up a particularly grueling client session. You're exhausted, but content—until you get a DM from Adam, your client from last year who never stops commenting on your photos. He’s gone from calling you “sexy” in an embarrassing number of heart-eye emojis to straight-up telling you that he now charges $600/hour and caters only to “discerning ladies.”
The man who used to ask, "Why won’t you give me a discount?" is now trying to pass himself off as a full-fledged escort. Oh, and he’s using the same selfies he sent you before his first screening, except now they’re somehow even worse. No new angles, just the same mirror pic from his bathroom (you know, the one with suspicious stains on the wall behind him).
These men aren’t what you’d expect from professional male escorts. There’re no six-pack abs, no chiseled jawlines, and absolutely no sophisticated charm. Instead, they look like someone took the average Reddit commenter, threw in a bad attitude, and gave him a Tryst profile.
But the kicker? They’re not just offering “companionship” anymore—they’re doing it with the same selfie they’re still proudly using on Facebook, where, by the way, their wives are very much active. Yes, you heard me. These dudes are turning to sex work without even bothering to update their profile pics. And, ladies, they're ready to cater to your needs… at least until the wife notices.
When Woke Goes Too Far: "But Inclusivity!”
You see, it all started innocently enough. The sex work community, as progressive and inclusive as ever, wanted to be open-minded. They didn't want to gatekeep or judge anyone for stepping into the world of escorting. So, when former clients-turned-wannabe-male-escorts started showing up, the response was initially, “Hey, you do you!”
But maybe, just maybe, someone should have stopped to ask: “Um, wait… why does he have five roommates and no real mattress?”
In a world where sex workers are supposed to support each other, it was politically incorrect to point out that some of these new male escorts looked more like the guys who send unsolicited pics and whine about “nice guys finishing last” than like professionals charging $600 an hour. The woke sex worker community was so focused on being inclusive that they forgot to ask the most important question: Is this man even hot?
Answer: No. No, he is not.
The Ad Effect: It’s a Canon Event
Let’s talk about online ads, where these hobbyist clients are now rebranding themselves. You log in, expecting to see new providers worth considering or at least a headshot that wasn’t taken in 2008. But no. Instead, you’re greeted by the horrifying sight of Adam—the very client who once claimed “he didn’t need to pay for it” because he “had game”—now listing himself as a high-end male escort. He’s even recycled the same face-out selfie he sent you during screening a year ago, looking like an awkward middle-school yearbook photo but with the smug confidence of a man who just learned how to charge by the hour.
And the best part? He proudly sent you the link to his new profile, as if you’d be impressed by the tragic glow-up from “inexperienced client” to “inexperienced provider.”
But what makes this all truly apocalyptic is the blind acceptance from the community. It’s a canon event, they say. You can’t interfere. Let him live his truth, right? Wrong.
We’re all sitting here, watching this catastrophe unfold, while internally screaming, “No, no, NO—this is NOT what we meant by inclusivity!” But the damage has already been done. The floodgates are open, and there’s no turning back.
The Real Consequences: Ruining the Game for Everyone
What does this mean for the rest of us? Well, let’s just say the line between client and provider has officially been blurred—beyond recognition. These former clients-turned- “escorts” are making it harder for actual professionals to get the respect they deserve. You can’t tell if he’s messaging you for services or if he’s going to try and sell his “services” to you.
Women, brace yourselves. That guy who was once lurking in your DMs, posting thinly veiled insults because you wouldn’t give him the time of day? He’s now offering his "companionship" on a sheetless mattress, under the guise of being “exclusive to women.” And it’s spreading like a viral meme—only this meme is an incel troll who’s discovered that listing a price per hour somehow validates his fragile ego.
In the name of being woke, the community has allowed the very men who once threw around misogynistic slurs to infiltrate their ranks, creating a new species: The Incel Provider. They are neither good at being clients nor providers, but their profiles are live and they’re ready to destroy the community from the inside out.
Conclusion: It's Time to Take a Stand
At some point, the community has to draw a line. Yes, inclusivity is great. Yes, everyone should have the opportunity to find empowerment and financial freedom. But we need to ask ourselves: Is this the hill we want to die on?
Because if we keep going down this path, it’s only a matter of time before every emotionally stunted former client who’s still living with his mom thinks he can slap together a bio, charge $600/hour, and become the next big thing in the world of male escorts.
So, please—before you let another Adam, Chad, or incel provider slide into your inbox claiming he’s “the one” for high-end female clients—remember: not every guy deserves a profile, and not every troll can be a prince.
