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      • Let Them Eat Free Cake!
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    • Fuck ICE
      • Easy Immigration Law
      • State by State Breakdown
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      • Expert, Minus Experience
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      • White Savior Complex 101
      • Dating Us = God Mode
      • Client to Male Escort
      • Fake Woke, Real Bitter
      • Finish Him (And Yourself)
      • Broke But Bold
    • Top Shelf Temptations
      • Alpine Indulgences
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      • East Coast Enchantresses
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    • No Shame, Just Resources
    • Resources The Threequel
    • Sophie’s Resources
    • Food Assistance Programs
    • Let Them Eat Free Cake!
    • Broke Life, Smart Hacks
  • The Whoreiarchy of Wisdom
    • The Tea on the Street
    • Industry Iconic
  • Flash Me: The Rolodex
    • Focus, You Filthy Animals
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    • So You Wanna Punch A Nazi
    • All The Legal Details
  • Fuck ICE
    • Easy Immigration Law
    • State by State Breakdown
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    • No The Fuck They Didnt
    • Big Words, Small Brain
    • Hypocrisy on the Rocks
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    • Expert, Minus Experience
    • Bills That Broke Lives
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    • Dating Us = God Mode
    • Client to Male Escort
    • Fake Woke, Real Bitter
    • Finish Him (And Yourself)
    • Broke But Bold
  • Top Shelf Temptations
    • Alpine Indulgences
    • Down South Darlings
    • East Coast Enchantresses
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West Coast Wonders

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Desert Sirens

Where desert nights burn hotter, pleasures run deeper, and unforgettable encounters are always just beyond the horizon. Heat like this isn’t for the faint of heart — but you already knew that. 

Arizona's Opulent Vices

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Coastal Muses

Sun-kissed, sharp-tongued, and dangerously irresistible. Every glance, every touch, a perfectly calculated crime against your better judgment — and you’ll thank them for it. Tan lines optional. Temptation? Guaranteed.

Golden State Temptations

Mia Ryder

Althea Adair

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Sophia Spencer

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Island Indulgences

Soft breezes, slower pulses, and temptations you can taste on the air. On these islands, pleasure isn’t an escape — it’s the expectation. Welcome to a paradise built for surrender.

Hawaii's Hidden Hedonists

Sun, Sin, and Seduction - Now Booking Neon Delights Where neon hums, dice roll, and every encounter feels electric. These temptations know how to turn a great night into an unforgettable memory — with just enough edge to keep you coming back for more.

Nevada's Naughtiest Indulgences

Valet Parker

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Valet Parker — Like your high school crush, if she got hotter and funnier


Brains, curves, and just enough mischief to keep you grinning. Valet Parker is the dream girl you used to doodle in your notebooks, all red hair, quick wit, and knockout smiles.


Think vintage pinup meets sharp-tongued study buddy: the one who could crush trivia night and steal your heart before dessert. She’s effortlessly sexy without the ego, playful without the drama, and sharper than most SAT scores.


If you like your conversations clever, your chemistry real, and your memories replayed on an endless loop… you’re exactly where you’re supposed to be.


The dream girl who actually texts back and quotes memes better than you. 

Holly Davis

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Holly Davis — Your Sweetest Sin in Sin City 


Blonde, curvy, and brighter than a jackpot at midnight, Holly Davis is the kind of trouble you won’t need luck to find just good taste.


Midwest heart meets Vegas heat, and the result is pure magic: sharp conversations, slow-burn chemistry, and that sparkling laugh you’ll still be hearing long after you leave. Whether you want a playful partner in crime, a quick-witted dinner date, or a night that feels like you finally rolled a 21, Holly’s got the charm, curves, and energy to make it all feel easy.


Fast cars, faster smiles, and memories that move at the speed of light, welcome to Holly’s world. Try to keep up.


Your winning hand — no bluff needed.

Delaney Delish

Delaney Delish — Elegance with an Edge


Long, lean, and unmistakably unforgettable, Delaney Delish is the kind of woman who makes every room, and every moment, feel a little more decadent.


Standing 6’1” of pure elegance and effortless wit, Delaney blends sharp conversation with slow-burn charisma, turning stimulating banter into an art form. Proudly seasoned, endlessly magnetic, and polished to perfection, she’s the woman you meet when you’re smart enough to want more, and bold enough to enjoy it.


With Delaney, pleasure isn’t rushed. It’s curated.


The upgrade you didn’t know you needed — until now 

Heather D'Angleo

Heather D’Angelo — Your Favorite Escape in the City of Sin


 

Part girl-next-door, part irresistible seductress, Heather D’Angelo is the kind of woman who can light up a room with a smile, and leave you breathless behind closed doors.


Effortlessly down-to-earth but built for adventure, Heather moves from private island escapes to starlit nights in Vegas with the same ease she brings to every intimate encounter. Playful, passionate, and endlessly magnetic, she’s the rare combination of genuine warmth and slow-burn temptation.


Whether you’re seeking laughter, lingering kisses, or a memory you’ll never quite recover from, Heather knows exactly how to turn time into something unforgettable.


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