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Feed Your Stomach, Not Your Worries

The USDA’s Ultimate Food Hub

Hungry for more than just the basics? The USDA’s homepage is like a buffet of food programs beyond just SNAP and WIC. Whether you’re craving support for your kiddos, farmers market vouchers, or meal programs, it’s all here. Take a scroll and find out just how many ways there are to keep your fridge full and your stomach happy.

Snap Quest

Find SNAP Retailers in a Snap

Find SNAP Retailers in a Snap

Find SNAP Retailers in a Snap

Lost in the food desert? No worries. Pop your address into this handy tool, set the search radius, and voilà—every SNAP-friendly retailer in your area appears. Groceries, convenience stores, maybe even a farmers market or two—it’s all right there at your fingertips. Don’t say I never gave you anything.

Feed Me

Snap Data for the Data Nerds

Find SNAP Retailers in a Snap

Find SNAP Retailers in a Snap

For all you spreadsheet-loving, data-hoarding heroes out there, here’s the holy grail: the SNAP Retailer Locator Data. Not sure what you’ll do with it, but hey, we’re not here to judge. Dive into the details and go wild.

Tap It

Nationwide Online Retailers

No Means of Transportation? Here’s Your Hookup!

Several online platforms accept EBT for eligible food items, making it easier than ever to shop from the comfort of your home:


Amazon: Offers a wide selection of SNAP-eligible groceries and household items. SNAP EBT cards are accepted nationwide on Amazon.


Walmart: Accepts EBT payments for online grocery orders in many states, with options for pickup and delivery.


Target (via Shipt): Target’s delivery service, Shipt, has announced plans to accept SNAP EBT payments, enhancing accessibility for SNAP recipients.


Instacart: Partners with various grocery chains to accept EBT for online orders, including Aldi and Food Lion, depending on the state.

SNAP Apps

There’s an App for That: Managing Your SNAP Benefits Like a Boss

Managing your SNAP benefits doesn’t have to feel like balancing a checkbook in the dark. With these trusted apps, you can track your balance, transactions, and more—because being resourceful is sexy, and so is having your finances under control. Here are the top picks to make your life easier (and a little sassier):


Propel (a.k.a. Providers)


https://www.propel.app

 

Propel isn’t just an app; it’s your new financial bestie. Instantly check your EBT balance, review transactions, and get updates on benefits without the headache. Oh, and it throws in exclusive deals, job listings, and a mobile banking feature called the Providers Card. Basically, it’s out here doing the most, so you don’t have to.


ebtEDGE


https://apps.apple.com/us/app/ebtedge/id1398046228


For the no-frills crowd, ebtEDGE keeps things simple and secure. Real-time access to your balance? Check. Transaction history? Double check. Biometric login? Triple check. It’s like the minimalist wardrobe of benefit apps—reliable, sleek, and gets the job done.


ConnectEBT


https://apps.apple.com/us/app/connectebt/id1241215610


Need quick access to your balance without the drama? ConnectEBT has you covered. With features like PIN management and deposit tracking, this app ensures you’re always in the know. Bonus: It supports multiple states, so you can take your benefits on the road (or at least know what’s happening when you move).


Benny


https://apps.apple.com/us/app/benny-cash-back-on-snap/id6504628272


Benny isn’t just any app—it’s like that savvy friend who knows all the best deals. Along with tracking your EBT balance, it helps you earn cash back on eligible purchases. Yes, you read that right: cash back on SNAP benefits. Now that’s what we call stretching a dollar with style.


SnapTrack


https://govtbenefits.org/top-mobile-applications-for-managing-snap-benefits


SnapTrack makes managing your benefits so easy you might actually enjoy it. Balance tracking, transaction history, and even reminders for your next benefit deposit—it’s like having a personal assistant, but cheaper. 


Pro Tip: Always download apps directly from official app stores or trusted sources, because getting hacked is so not hot.


Now go forth and manage those benefits like the boss you are—there’s literally an app for that.

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