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    • My First Erotica
    • Unsolicited Advice
    • Isn’t It Ironic?
    • Just Resources The Sequel
    • Your Survival Kit
      • No Shame, Just Resources
      • Resources The Threequel
      • Sophie’s Resources
      • Food Assistance Programs
      • Let Them Eat Free Cake!
      • Broke Life, Smart Hacks
    • The Whoreiarchy of Wisdom
      • The Tea on the Street
      • Industry Iconic
    • Flash Me: The Rolodex
      • Focus, You Filthy Animals
    • Punching Nazis Legally
      • So You Wanna Punch A Nazi
      • All The Legal Details
    • Fuck ICE
      • Easy Immigration Law
      • State by State Breakdown
    • 🚨 Hot Mess Alert 🚨
      • No The Fuck They Didnt
      • Big Words, Small Brain
      • Hypocrisy on the Rocks
      • Nordic Model: Try Again
      • Wasted but Self-Righteous
      • Selective Outrage Club
      • Expert, Minus Experience
      • Bills That Broke Lives
      • White Savior Complex 101
      • Dating Us = God Mode
      • Client to Male Escort
      • Fake Woke, Real Bitter
      • Finish Him (And Yourself)
      • Broke But Bold
    • Top Shelf Temptations
      • Alpine Indulgences
      • Down South Darlings
      • East Coast Enchantresses
      • Midwest Muses
      • Pacific NW Paramours
      • West Coast Wonders
      • Wildcard Perfection
    • Tales from the Trenches
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  • My First Erotica
  • Unsolicited Advice
  • Isn’t It Ironic?
  • Just Resources The Sequel
  • Your Survival Kit
    • No Shame, Just Resources
    • Resources The Threequel
    • Sophie’s Resources
    • Food Assistance Programs
    • Let Them Eat Free Cake!
    • Broke Life, Smart Hacks
  • The Whoreiarchy of Wisdom
    • The Tea on the Street
    • Industry Iconic
  • Flash Me: The Rolodex
    • Focus, You Filthy Animals
  • Punching Nazis Legally
    • So You Wanna Punch A Nazi
    • All The Legal Details
  • Fuck ICE
    • Easy Immigration Law
    • State by State Breakdown
  • 🚨 Hot Mess Alert 🚨
    • No The Fuck They Didnt
    • Big Words, Small Brain
    • Hypocrisy on the Rocks
    • Nordic Model: Try Again
    • Wasted but Self-Righteous
    • Selective Outrage Club
    • Expert, Minus Experience
    • Bills That Broke Lives
    • White Savior Complex 101
    • Dating Us = God Mode
    • Client to Male Escort
    • Fake Woke, Real Bitter
    • Finish Him (And Yourself)
    • Broke But Bold
  • Top Shelf Temptations
    • Alpine Indulgences
    • Down South Darlings
    • East Coast Enchantresses
    • Midwest Muses
    • Pacific NW Paramours
    • West Coast Wonders
    • Wildcard Perfection
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    • WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK

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